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Roof Demotivational Poster


TAGS: girls evil math proof
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by Raven

ZippoBibrok - January 14, 2010, 5:23 pm
Saying 'girls require time and money' is 'girls = time + money'. For 'girls = time * money', it's 'girls are the product of time and money'. This version produces 'girls = money*2', or 'girls = money2', arguing that the poster promotes pimps...
TheTrashHeap - July 2, 2009, 10:57 pm
This poster is evil it follows me everywhere i go! and every time the caption is less funny! help help

DUDE YOU'RE RIGHT - Cats do land on their feet

TAGS: dogs roof cats land feet
Rating: 4.87/5

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dizzie107c - April 20, 2012, 7:09 am
to funny
crankyhead - November 22, 2011, 12:54 am
Reality Lord - November 21, 2011, 11:54 pm

lol...n1 budog and welcome to bear.
bear4lyfe - November 21, 2011, 9:51 pm
ROFL, this is priceles5. btw, hi all, been a stalker here for a long time, finally made an account.

PROOF - Some guys do pay attention in math.

TAGS: math girls evil proof
Rating: 2.54/5

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ThatGuy - July 30, 2008, 2:13 pm
That first line should actually read: Girls = Time + Money. So then line 3 would be : Girls = 2Money...doesn't work
Murdoc - April 9, 2008, 12:49 am
an idiot. *f***ing character limit makes me look like a douche just at the most insulting part of my sentence*
Murdoc - April 9, 2008, 12:48 am
Or the ones who figure out what the universe is up to or engineer practically every aspect of your one track life. If knowing how to do triple integrals within a vector field makes me g** then...well...lets just leave it at I do math, I like ***bs, You're
ME - March 29, 2008, 2:10 pm
Yeah, g** ones!!!

MOONSHINE - America's First Roofies


TAGS: proof of dog
Rating: 4.47/5

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CHILDHOOD INNOCENCE - No daddy, I haven't seen your lighter.

TAGS: the roof the roof
Rating: 2.95/5

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pzykosiz - August 17, 2010, 7:52 pm
Krissie - August 17, 2010, 10:41 am
Didnt this motifake originally have something to do w/girl scout cookies?
pzykosiz - August 16, 2010, 9:02 pm
i did this pic slightly better - 111415


TAGS: man mowing his roof i think commi3
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

mariand - November 8, 2011, 3:06 am
yeah, this is a good one

LIBRARIANS - One time I was in Chicago, perusing their local library. I wanted to rent a book, but the librarian said I needed proof I was a resident of Chicago. So I stabbed him.

TAGS: is that enough proof
Rating: 4.82/5

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NumberXIII - January 27, 2012, 2:09 pm
Thanks! I'm glad I could actually impress a mod! :D
Verdeckt - January 26, 2012, 4:25 am
I like...

I AM AN OUTDOORSMAN - The fact I am getting drunk on the patio is proof ...

TAGS: outdoorsman pation getting drunk proof
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - June 28, 2011, 3:19 pm
Guess I need to get me a patio set too... Isn't the guy in the background the Old Spice Man ?
Airman - June 28, 2011, 1:48 pm
man after my own heart

Child-proofing -

TAGS: child proof
Rating: 4.64/5

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MissPriss - November 6, 2013, 1:00 pm
Demon, you have to put all the candy out there too! 5L giggle, thanks.

ALCOHOL - Your doing it wrong


TAGS: aggy bed challenge roofie extacy
Rating: 4.55/5

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agdaniele - September 20, 2010, 10:57 pm
You're not reading between the lines, Face! Everything can have dual facets... sort of like affect and effect!


STRANGE PROOF - That there is somebody out there for everyone ...


PROOF - Without it you have nothing

MEET ME IN ST. LOUIE - Oh, when the sun beats down And burns the tar up on the roof And your shoes get so hot You wish your tired feet were fireproof

TAGS: heat arch roof
Rating: 3.88/5

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CloudchaserS - June 30, 2012, 10:18 am
The Onion should do a story about the heat causing the St. Louis Arch to warp badly. Or a reflection off the Knoxville Sun Sphere catching something on fire (record all time high on June 29-30)




BOY GEORGE - This time baby I'll be bulletproof

TAGS: la roux baby bulletproof boy george bait
Rating: 3.35/5

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agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 11:44 am
You agree with that ignorant moron who hasn't contributed anything but an ignorant homophobic comment? Come on.... Poster count-0, Comment count-25, Forum posts-0. You're likable... don't hitch your wagon to fringe morons.
Treehodger - February 22, 2010, 11:11 am
Now I know I post a lot of bad ones. I make them because they make ME laugh. But I agree with Dude. And why is one of the tags "Bait"? Bait for what? 1L's?
DudefromOz - December 8, 2009, 6:14 pm
You got 1 lion from me because your motifake sucked arse. I didnt find it funny in the slightest and seems to be ... well i dont know. Thats a chick, Boy George was a fag tr***... not really much comparison besides mardi gras make up.
Chopperliscious - September 10, 2009, 7:46 pm
f*** off you one lion trolls - just because I give YOUR ****ty motifakes one lion doesn't mean you should DO IT TO MINE! :-)

EVOLUTION - Our supposed ancestors keep on providing compelling proof.....



TAGS: nothing is fool proof
Rating: 3.33/5

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GreyScorpion - January 11, 2010, 7:01 pm
Sick you have confused me, is there a difference from the one you posted 2 days ago?


GERMANY - Where Beer Has More Volume Percent Than Hard Booze In The Rest Of The World!

TAGS: alcoholic proof percentage solutions concentration
Rating: 3.09/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - April 2, 2010, 2:43 pm
you recommended Bourbon. So I found a beer as 'hard' as Bourbon. 80% is too much, you're right. But we work on that!!!*fg*
GreyScorpion - April 2, 2010, 2:20 pm
80 proof beer? I don't think so...to be that high a % it'd have to be distilled, and then it's not beer anymore. you crazy germans ;)
rerun - April 2, 2010, 2:11 pm

Miller lite? Give me some credit, Coors Cutter is the best there is............................................................................................................it must be good, they serve it at my AA meetings
lesterinside - April 2, 2010, 1:43 pm
@Mongo "Satans brew", interesting.
Mongo - April 2, 2010, 12:43 pm
They have this stuff called "Satans brew" in Naples, Italy.....so juicy n sweet. Same proof. So good.
Fatt Matt - April 2, 2010, 11:47 am
Yeah, anyone used to Miller Lite won't care for something like this. I could drink(sip) on that for hours.
rerun - April 2, 2010, 10:56 am

you know it has to be somewhat quality to come in a presentation case like that. Maybe not taste quality compared to the water down crap I drink.
spacedog - April 2, 2010, 10:54 am
Re=arrange the letters and you get Horsch****BS, and the country of origin only gives it one lion....(jk)
rerun - April 2, 2010, 10:51 am

looks good doesn't it? And with a day like it is here I have nothing better to do.
Fatt Matt - April 2, 2010, 10:49 am
My god... my throat burns just looking at that.
rerun - April 2, 2010, 10:05 am

wish I could get a bottle imported.

AMERICAN ROULETTE - It's just like Russian roulette, only an hour before you put those on you eat a gallon of chili, and then wait to see who farts first

JESUS - He's one of a kind, all right...


Flood -

TAGS: flood frogs roof animals
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - September 2, 2016, 5:37 am
Thanks :)
concern3 - September 2, 2016, 5:33 am
Nice, UP yours

QUALITY JOB - Not exactly what it used to be


BUZZ OFF MAN - we're raising the roof

TAGS: the roof
Rating: 2.43/5

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Faceplant31 - April 5, 2010, 6:22 pm
1L, i don't find this funny at all.

RELIGION - proof positive that god does not exist!

TAGS: proof
Rating: 2.27/5

More motifakes by elf25s

rerun - February 2, 2010, 7:59 pm

I prayed after I saw this poster and god does exist. My prayer was anwered, elf25s has not been back since he posted this poster. There is your proof.
Dude 4515 - February 2, 2010, 5:58 pm
I also don't know WHY I presumed to give you advice, seeing as you have more grey in you beard than I do. must've never seen your name before. my bad.
Dude 4515 - February 2, 2010, 5:55 pm
I meant no real desrespect sir. I am myself a religious man (though not very), and chose my words VERY poorly. the posters just not very funny. I do make apologies for my idiotic comment though.
Bartimaeus - January 20, 2010, 12:52 am
serious at all. lol
Bartimaeus - January 20, 2010, 12:52 am
Right. This is all in good fun. That's why we try to avoid religious/political debates. People usually get pissed off and start flame wars. Jokes are great, and always welcome...but it's best not to go into any serious bashing. Hell, it's best not to be
elf25s - January 20, 2010, 12:45 am
ok i had my say and i will not turn this into whose got bigger d**k debate or pissing contest here after all this is a fun and entertainment after all. my job here is done to give a smile or giggle a laugh even in the end that is all that matters
elf25s - January 20, 2010, 12:40 am
no apologies from me if dude 4515 does not like it he can always click somewhere else. *L* btw do you remeberor even know how FCC got started in first place? yes they always start so innocent with good intentions dont they? *VBEL*
Bartimaeus - January 20, 2010, 12:16 am
Elf, man, calm the f*** down...it's perfectly alright to joke about religion, but show some respect. People have every right to believe, just as you have the right not to believe. The problem with this poster is... it isn't really a joke.
elf25s - January 20, 2010, 12:08 am
besides if you looked at the historical stats what caused more death than desease and natural disaster combined the cuse would be religion. so you still going to tell me that something ythat we call god exists? if it does it deserves to be kicked in nuts
elf25s - January 20, 2010, 12:05 am
ohh really? then how come there is a lot of them? if you belive in this god so much prove it to me that the invisible spook that majority claims is in the sky actuly exist using science not some creationist mumbo jumbo that would make any gm jealous!
Dude 4515 - January 19, 2010, 9:25 pm
no, proof that he's not listening to you. you must have prayed for 5 lions, right? careful, religion bashing posters are HATED here.

Romance -

TAGS: romance snow roof fire furnace
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - October 26, 2014, 8:13 pm
Not sure why I didn’t fav this before. Now fav’d…coupled with a generous chunk of phlegm that, after wiping the screen with my t-shirt, now has a glaucoma like ambiance.
Oldsod - February 10, 2014, 6:15 am
Well, with Valentine's coming up, I felt someoine had to speak to elderly romance...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 10, 2014, 12:58 am
Now I have something to say to my wife when I start going grey. haha
GaryO - February 9, 2014, 11:00 pm
Man, this is gold.....or grey....whatever. It's really good.


TAGS: useless bulletproof vests schools liberals costly
Rating: 5/5

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premiumgrade - June 19, 2014, 6:22 pm
In reality, radiation is the killer that keeps on giving even if you’re not blown up or crushed by debris. Besides, it was a generic comment as nothing is black & white.
premiumgrade - June 19, 2014, 6:21 pm
In August of 1953 they tested their 1st hydrogen bomb. Joe-4—400 kilotons: at 6 miles, with an airbust, you would still have a problem with radiation—50% probability of 3rd degree burns.
premiumgrade - June 19, 2014, 6:21 pm
In the early 50s, that would be true, EmilioDumphque. The Russians tested Joe-3 (Their 3rd bomb) in October of 195341.2 kilotons.
EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2014, 10:47 pm
Duck and Cover was only useless if the Ruskies targeted your school! MY school would have been six miles from the likely ground zero, and D&C might have had a profound effect on survival.
premiumgrade - June 18, 2014, 9:50 pm
Thank you, GaryO. I sit and stay pretty well. She Who Must Be Obeyed has trained me well.
GaryO - June 18, 2014, 9:23 pm
welcome back, sir. Sit. Stay.

the simultaneous selfie -

TAGS: ultimate selfie proof of love
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

Oldsod - June 2, 2014, 7:26 am
...not as much as they love themselves.

Elephants -

A Matter of Time -


Yes. Apocalypse. -

TAGS: apocalypse asap and make it idiot proof
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by motifayk

Cannabal - July 5, 2013, 2:07 pm
"That makes me pray for a nuclear holocaust." ~Bill Hicks
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 5, 2013, 12:42 pm
To quote Carface from a Don Bleuth cartoon: "MORONS! I'M SURROUNDED BY MORONS!"

Duhhh ... -

TAGS: duh cap design foolproof quote
Rating: 4.56/5

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cicilia - September 29, 2014, 6:59 pm
Still him, cause most people where the hat correctly so that it does what it was made to do. Block out the sun light.
steve1961 - September 26, 2014, 1:57 am
Still him.
EmilioDumphque - September 26, 2014, 1:45 am
Perhaps he was more interested in it's long term effects as a havelock. Now who's the fool, redneck?


Bey-londe a reasonable doubt -


How in the Hell? -

TAGS: accident car house roof wreck
Rating: 3.3/5

More motifakes by fgd051943

fgd051943 - December 7, 2013, 5:52 am
Actually it's not. Really happened. But not HOW it happened.
BobbEdwards - September 29, 2013, 12:59 pm
Easy. Ph**oshop.

PERFECT PARKING! - See dad I told you I could get in on the carport.

TAGS: plane roof parked house
Rating: 2.55/5

More motifakes by doofenshmirtz

rico1845 - August 3, 2009, 11:05 am
Under?! It does not look as if that plane is under the concrete. so it must be on or in....
W. Nehls - August 2, 2009, 8:04 am
Under the carport.

PROOF - If you use 4chan, you're fighting Terrorism

BALANCE - look mom,no hands

Stabby stab stab -

TAGS: cant stab capri sun proof
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

JesusWept - October 31, 2015, 11:49 am
Hehe. You're a softy, Silver. 5 stabs.

Aggrieved -

False Economy -

TAGS: don t ask for a sunroof
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 28, 2016, 1:48 pm
An Up'd lol

Oh Momma -

Proof of insanity. -

TAGS: proof of insanity playstation 4 four
Rating: 4/5

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Greeny - September 6, 2015, 8:48 pm
He's a Perry Mason fan
Sho - September 6, 2015, 4:35 pm
i dont get it