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Roof Demotivational Poster


GIRLS ARE EVIL -


TAGS: girls evil math proof
Rating: 3.55/5

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ZippoBibrok - January 14, 2010, 5:23 pm, #152844
Saying 'girls require time and money' is 'girls = time + money'. For 'girls = time * money', it's 'girls are the product of time and money'. This version produces 'girls = money*2', or 'girls = money2', arguing that the poster promotes pimps...
TheTrashHeap - July 2, 2009, 10:57 pm, #92395
This poster is evil it follows me everywhere i go! and every time the caption is less funny! help help


DUDE YOU'RE RIGHT - Cats do land on their feet


TAGS: dogs roof cats land feet
Rating: 4.87/5

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dizzie107c - April 20, 2012, 7:09 am, #233581
to funny
crankyhead - November 22, 2011, 12:54 am, #226040
5uperb
Reality Lord - November 21, 2011, 11:54 pm, #226036

lol...n1 budog and welcome to bear.
bear4lyfe - November 21, 2011, 9:51 pm, #226032
ROFL, this is priceles5. btw, hi all, been a stalker here for a long time, finally made an account.


PROOF - Some guys do pay attention in math.


TAGS: math girls evil proof
Rating: 2.54/5

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ThatGuy - July 30, 2008, 2:13 pm, #11873
That first line should actually read: Girls = Time + Money. So then line 3 would be : Girls = 2Money...doesn't work
Murdoc - April 9, 2008, 12:49 am, #1739
an idiot. *f***ing character limit makes me look like a douche just at the most insulting part of my sentence*
Murdoc - April 9, 2008, 12:48 am, #1738
Or the ones who figure out what the universe is up to or engineer practically every aspect of your one track life. If knowing how to do triple integrals within a vector field makes me g** then...well...lets just leave it at I do math, I like ***bs, You're
ME - March 29, 2008, 2:10 pm, #1498
Yeah, g** ones!!!


MOONSHINE - America's First Roofies




DYSLEXICS ARE RIGHT -


TAGS: proof of dog
Rating: 4.47/5

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ROOFIES -




CHILDHOOD INNOCENCE - No daddy, I haven't seen your lighter.


TAGS: the roof the roof
Rating: 2.95/5

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pzykosiz - August 17, 2010, 7:52 pm, #189794
probably
Krissie - August 17, 2010, 10:41 am, #189749
Didnt this motifake originally have something to do w/girl scout cookies?
pzykosiz - August 16, 2010, 9:02 pm, #189705
i did this pic slightly better - 111415


LOGIC -


TAGS: man mowing his roof i think commi3
Rating: 4.9/5

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mariand - November 8, 2011, 3:06 am, #225628
yeah, this is a good one


LIBRARIANS - One time I was in Chicago, perusing their local library. I wanted to rent a book, but the librarian said I needed proof I was a resident of Chicago. So I stabbed him.


TAGS: is that enough proof
Rating: 4.82/5

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NumberXIII - January 27, 2012, 2:09 pm, #228239
Thanks! I'm glad I could actually impress a mod! :D
Verdeckt - January 26, 2012, 4:25 am, #228138
I like...


I AM AN OUTDOORSMAN - The fact I am getting drunk on the patio is proof ...


TAGS: outdoorsman pation getting drunk proof
Rating: 3.82/5

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Budog - June 28, 2011, 3:19 pm, #220705
Guess I need to get me a patio set too... Isn't the guy in the background the Old Spice Man ?
Airman - June 28, 2011, 1:48 pm, #220701
man after my own heart


Child-proofing -


TAGS: child proof
Rating: 4.64/5

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MissPriss - November 6, 2013, 1:00 pm, #250871
Demon, you have to put all the candy out there too! 5L giggle, thanks.


ALCOHOL - Your doing it wrong




DOMINO AFFECT -


TAGS: aggy bed challenge roofie extacy
Rating: 4.55/5

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agdaniele - September 20, 2010, 10:57 pm, #194784
You're not reading between the lines, Face! Everything can have dual facets... sort of like affect and effect!


AMERICAN MUSCLE CARS -




STRANGE PROOF - That there is somebody out there for everyone ...




ESCAPADES -




PROOF - Without it you have nothing




MEET ME IN ST. LOUIE - Oh, when the sun beats down And burns the tar up on the roof And your shoes get so hot You wish your tired feet were fireproof


TAGS: heat arch roof
Rating: 3.88/5

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CloudchaserS - June 30, 2012, 10:18 am, #236820
The Onion should do a story about the heat causing the St. Louis Arch to warp badly. Or a reflection off the Knoxville Sun Sphere catching something on fire (record all time high on June 29-30)


DISSENTING VOTE SUDDENLY DIES DOWN -




INSTRUCTIONS -




INSTRUCTIONS -




BOY GEORGE - This time baby I'll be bulletproof


TAGS: la roux baby bulletproof boy george bait
Rating: 3.35/5

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agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 11:44 am, #160051
You agree with that ignorant moron who hasn't contributed anything but an ignorant homophobic comment? Come on.... Poster count-0, Comment count-25, Forum posts-0. You're likable... don't hitch your wagon to fringe morons.
Treehodger - February 22, 2010, 11:11 am, #160049
Now I know I post a lot of bad ones. I make them because they make ME laugh. But I agree with Dude. And why is one of the tags "Bait"? Bait for what? 1L's?
DudefromOz - December 8, 2009, 6:14 pm, #143785
You got 1 lion from me because your motifake sucked arse. I didnt find it funny in the slightest and seems to be ... well i dont know. Thats a chick, Boy George was a fag tr***... not really much comparison besides mardi gras make up.
Chopperliscious - September 10, 2009, 7:46 pm, #116698
f*** off you one lion trolls - just because I give YOUR ****ty motifakes one lion doesn't mean you should DO IT TO MINE! :-)


EVOLUTION - Our supposed ancestors keep on providing compelling proof.....




DON'T MISTAKE... -




ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE -


TAGS: nothing is fool proof
Rating: 3.33/5

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GreyScorpion - January 11, 2010, 7:01 pm, #152146
Sick you have confused me, is there a difference from the one you posted 2 days ago?


LISA'S 18TH BIRTHDAY -




GERMANY - Where Beer Has More Volume Percent Than Hard Booze In The Rest Of The World!


TAGS: alcoholic proof percentage solutions concentration
Rating: 3.09/5

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forseti - April 2, 2010, 2:43 pm, #168888
you recommended Bourbon. So I found a beer as 'hard' as Bourbon. 80% is too much, you're right. But we work on that!!!*fg*
GreyScorpion - April 2, 2010, 2:20 pm, #168887
80 proof beer? I don't think so...to be that high a % it'd have to be distilled, and then it's not beer anymore. you crazy germans ;)
rerun - April 2, 2010, 2:11 pm, #168882

Miller lite? Give me some credit, Coors Cutter is the best there is............................................................................................................it must be good, they serve it at my AA meetings
lesterinside - April 2, 2010, 1:43 pm, #168878
@Mongo "Satans brew", interesting.
Mongo - April 2, 2010, 12:43 pm, #168865
They have this stuff called "Satans brew" in Naples, Italy.....so juicy n sweet. Same proof. So good.
Fatt Matt - April 2, 2010, 11:47 am, #168856
Yeah, anyone used to Miller Lite won't care for something like this. I could drink(sip) on that for hours.
rerun - April 2, 2010, 10:56 am, #168850

you know it has to be somewhat quality to come in a presentation case like that. Maybe not taste quality compared to the water down crap I drink.
spacedog - April 2, 2010, 10:54 am, #168849
Re=arrange the letters and you get Horsch****BS, and the country of origin only gives it one lion....(jk)
rerun - April 2, 2010, 10:51 am, #168848

looks good doesn't it? And with a day like it is here I have nothing better to do.
Fatt Matt - April 2, 2010, 10:49 am, #168846
My god... my throat burns just looking at that.
rerun - April 2, 2010, 10:05 am, #168835

wish I could get a bottle imported.


AMERICAN ROULETTE - It's just like Russian roulette, only an hour before you put those on you eat a gallon of chili, and then wait to see who farts first




JESUS - He's one of a kind, all right...




PUNISHMENT -




QUALITY JOB - Not exactly what it used to be




HAMMERHEAD SHARKS -




BUZZ OFF MAN - we're raising the roof


TAGS: the roof
Rating: 2.43/5

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Faceplant31 - April 5, 2010, 6:22 pm, #169834
1L, i don't find this funny at all.


RELIGION - proof positive that god does not exist!


TAGS: proof
Rating: 2.27/5

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rerun - February 2, 2010, 7:59 pm, #155812

I prayed after I saw this poster and god does exist. My prayer was anwered, elf25s has not been back since he posted this poster. There is your proof.
Dude 4515 - February 2, 2010, 5:58 pm, #155791
I also don't know WHY I presumed to give you advice, seeing as you have more grey in you beard than I do. must've never seen your name before. my bad.
Dude 4515 - February 2, 2010, 5:55 pm, #155789
I meant no real desrespect sir. I am myself a religious man (though not very), and chose my words VERY poorly. the posters just not very funny. I do make apologies for my idiotic comment though.
Bartimaeus - January 20, 2010, 12:52 am, #153202
serious at all. lol
Bartimaeus - January 20, 2010, 12:52 am, #153201
Right. This is all in good fun. That's why we try to avoid religious/political debates. People usually get pissed off and start flame wars. Jokes are great, and always welcome...but it's best not to go into any serious bashing. Hell, it's best not to be
elf25s - January 20, 2010, 12:45 am, #153200
ok i had my say and i will not turn this into whose got bigger d**k debate or pissing contest here after all this is a fun and entertainment after all. my job here is done to give a smile or giggle a laugh even in the end that is all that matters
elf25s - January 20, 2010, 12:40 am, #153199
no apologies from me if dude 4515 does not like it he can always click somewhere else. *L* btw do you remeberor even know how FCC got started in first place? yes they always start so innocent with good intentions dont they? *VBEL*
Bartimaeus - January 20, 2010, 12:16 am, #153197
Elf, man, calm the f*** down...it's perfectly alright to joke about religion, but show some respect. People have every right to believe, just as you have the right not to believe. The problem with this poster is... it isn't really a joke.
elf25s - January 20, 2010, 12:08 am, #153196
besides if you looked at the historical stats what caused more death than desease and natural disaster combined the cuse would be religion. so you still going to tell me that something ythat we call god exists? if it does it deserves to be kicked in nuts
elf25s - January 20, 2010, 12:05 am, #153195
ohh really? then how come there is a lot of them? if you belive in this god so much prove it to me that the invisible spook that majority claims is in the sky actuly exist using science not some creationist mumbo jumbo that would make any gm jealous!
Dude 4515 - January 19, 2010, 9:25 pm, #153185
no, proof that he's not listening to you. you must have prayed for 5 lions, right? careful, religion bashing posters are HATED here.


Romance -


TAGS: romance snow roof fire furnace
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - October 26, 2014, 8:13 pm, #257435
Not sure why I didn’t fav this before. Now fav’d…coupled with a generous chunk of phlegm that, after wiping the screen with my t-shirt, now has a glaucoma like ambiance.
Oldsod - February 10, 2014, 6:15 am, #252814
Well, with Valentine's coming up, I felt someoine had to speak to elderly romance...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 10, 2014, 12:58 am, #252813
Now I have something to say to my wife when I start going grey. haha
GaryO - February 9, 2014, 11:00 pm, #252812
Man, this is gold.....or grey....whatever. It's really good.


DUCK AND COVER -


TAGS: useless bulletproof vests schools liberals costly
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by premiumgrade

premiumgrade - June 19, 2014, 6:22 pm, #255373
In reality, radiation is the killer that keeps on giving even if you’re not blown up or crushed by debris. Besides, it was a generic comment as nothing is black & white.
premiumgrade - June 19, 2014, 6:21 pm, #255372
In August of 1953 they tested their 1st hydrogen bomb. Joe-4—400 kilotons: at 6 miles, with an airbust, you would still have a problem with radiation—50% probability of 3rd degree burns.
premiumgrade - June 19, 2014, 6:21 pm, #255371
In the early 50s, that would be true, EmilioDumphque. The Russians tested Joe-3 (Their 3rd bomb) in October of 195341.2 kilotons.
EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2014, 10:47 pm, #255358
Duck and Cover was only useless if the Ruskies targeted your school! MY school would have been six miles from the likely ground zero, and D&C might have had a profound effect on survival.
premiumgrade - June 18, 2014, 9:50 pm, #255356
Thank you, GaryO. I sit and stay pretty well. She Who Must Be Obeyed has trained me well.
GaryO - June 18, 2014, 9:23 pm, #255354
welcome back, sir. Sit. Stay.


the simultaneous selfie -


TAGS: ultimate selfie proof of love
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - June 2, 2014, 7:26 am, #255168
...not as much as they love themselves.


Elephants -




A Matter of Time -




CRASH LANDING -




Yes. Apocalypse. -


TAGS: apocalypse asap and make it idiot proof
Rating: 4.82/5

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Cannabal - July 5, 2013, 2:07 pm, #247395
"That makes me pray for a nuclear holocaust." ~Bill Hicks
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 5, 2013, 12:42 pm, #247391
To quote Carface from a Don Bleuth cartoon: "MORONS! I'M SURROUNDED BY MORONS!"


Duhhh ... -


TAGS: duh cap design foolproof quote
Rating: 4.56/5

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cicilia - September 29, 2014, 6:59 pm, #256849
Still him, cause most people where the hat correctly so that it does what it was made to do. Block out the sun light.
steve1961 - September 26, 2014, 1:57 am, #256820
Still him.
EmilioDumphque - September 26, 2014, 1:45 am, #256819
Perhaps he was more interested in it's long term effects as a havelock. Now who's the fool, redneck?


FAREWELL -




Bey-londe a reasonable doubt -




MOTIFAKERS -




How in the Hell? -


TAGS: accident car house roof wreck
Rating: 3.3/5

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fgd051943 - December 7, 2013, 5:52 am, #251420
Actually it's not. Really happened. But not HOW it happened.
BobbEdwards - September 29, 2013, 12:59 pm, #250130
Easy. Ph**oshop.


PERFECT PARKING! - See dad I told you I could get in on the carport.


TAGS: plane roof parked house
Rating: 2.55/5

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rico1845 - August 3, 2009, 11:05 am, #104175
Under?! It does not look as if that plane is under the concrete. so it must be on or in....
W. Nehls - August 2, 2009, 8:04 am, #103870
Under the carport.


PROOF - If you use 4chan, you're fighting Terrorism




BALANCE - look mom,no hands




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